• @[email protected]
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      161 year ago

      SHE SAID MATTHEW CALAMARI

      Fucking Slim-Fats SwampYankee over here has worse hearing than my ridiculously Italian grandmother. MA! SET OUT A PLATE FOR SLIM-FATS SWAMPYANKEE! THEY’RE STAYING FOR DINNER AND WANNA TRY YOUR BRECCA PATOOCHI!

        • @Wodge
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          51 year ago

          Never forget the cheesebro, goes so well with crackersbro, maybe even a hambro and cheesebro sandwich, bro.

      • Logi
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        31 year ago

        I live in Italy and I still don’t know what you’re saying. Any chance you can get the proper spelling for your grandmother’s concoction? I’m genuinely interested.

    • @[email protected]
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      111 year ago

      Matty Calamari, he works for Franky Lasagna and Giulio Gnocci. Notorious mob family, those Calamaris

    • @killeronthecorner
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      51 year ago

      And a side of seafood sauce. And can we get another round of drinks too?