Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama

hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave

  • @[email protected]
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    361 year ago

    Yeah, “designed” is not the best term here. Evolution doesn’t design, it just throws random shit at the wall and sees what sticks

    • threelonmusketeers
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      121 year ago

      Yeah, I think “adapted” would be a better term than “designed” in this context.

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        61 year ago

        I’d argue that it’s the perfect word.

    • @Donkter
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      61 year ago

      And for far far longer than we’ve been living in modern society, evolution designed (in its slapdash, trial-and-error way) us to be the berry-eating cave dwelling mammals we are.

      The only difference is that it’s an active design process instead of a pre-planned one.

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        141 year ago

        It’s still not design, though. The term is called “evolution.”

        • @Donkter
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          21 year ago

          We were designed via the evolutionary process. It’s both words in one! Everyone wins!

    • Mojo
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      1 year ago

      Maybe we were planted here on Earth by advanced beings. Beings that designed our whole evolution and existence in detail.
      At least it’s fun to think about lol

      Edit: what’s with the fucking downvotes? Im just kidding around. Dont become reddit.

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        151 year ago

        If this garbage is what they designed, they should be fired.

        Out of a cannon.

        Into a star.

        • @[email protected]
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          101 year ago

          reminder that giraffes have a nerve that starts in their head, goes down their neck into the torso, and then back up into the head.

          if earth life is designed they must have been extremely skilled and extremely spiteful to make shit like this function.

      • @[email protected]
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        -11 year ago

        I find it incredibly confusing how such uninspired and borderline mansplainy tripe gets upvoted more than actual thoughtful comments. One thing though - it definitely wasn’t a joke.

        • @NocturnalMorning
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          21 year ago

          The whole post isn’t a joke? Wow, you really need to get out more if you think the OP tweet is serious.