Lockheed CEO Pitches Pentagon on Subscription Software::undefined

  • @rtxn
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    171 year ago

    (missile voice) I'm sorry, pilot, but your subscription has expired. I am locking the countermeasure system. By the way, there is a missile inbound, please contact your commanding officer for instructions on how to upgrade to our new premium plan.

    • @bifurcatedbeard
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      121 year ago

      “Pop up ads are annoying. Especially when you’re flying through enemy territory with no view of instrumentation or outside. That’s why we are proud to announce our first ever premium ad-free experience. Revolutionary pricing for what you need. Because you matter. “

      Followed by 4 minutes of Taco Bell commercials and at least 7 “moderate-to-severe” solutions to ask your doctor about.

    • @FrostyTrichs
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      61 year ago

      Reminder - You are personally liable for damage to company property during your mission.