• @MrJameGumb
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    1 year ago

    I know when someone is choking I like to look up click bait life hack videos on YouTube instead of calling 911

    • @meco03211
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      111 year ago

      I can perform the heimlich maneuver. First I’ll need 20 sqft of corrugated cardboard, a hot glue gun, some wooden dowels…

      • @minorcoma
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        71 year ago

        You forgot the soda bottle.

      • @MrJameGumb
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        41 year ago

        Don’t forget the paperclips and small motor from a broken appliance

        • @meco03211
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          31 year ago

          If you don’t have a broken appliance, just grab your favorite one and break it. Problem solved.

      • @[email protected]
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        31 year ago

        Didn’t the heinie lick family want royalties on the name usage and now we call it J thrust?

      • @Takumidesh
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        101 year ago

        911 is going to give you a comprehensive step by step guide on what you should be doing.

        Speed watching a YouTube video is likely to do more harm than good.