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arrow-up11Karrow-down1external-linkMastodon actually has 407K+ more monthly users than it thoughttechcrunch.comFlying Squid to TechnologyEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square72cross-posted to: fediversefediverse_press[email protected][email protected]
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish186•1 year agoProbably still bots, I’m the only real person on the internet
minus-square@orclevlinkEnglish64•1 year agoHELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT.
minus-squareDyskoloslinkfedilinkEnglish11•1 year agoMe? No. And i can proove it. I have a letter from my mom: “my son is a human. Signed, Mom” There. QED.
minus-square新星 [he/him/CPC bot]linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 year agoCowards! At least admit it in your display name…
minus-square@Junkers_KlunkerlinkEnglish16•1 year agoIt’s actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅
minus-square@Daft_ishlinkEnglish1•1 year agoWell don’t get to comfortable. You only feel that way because you were programmed too. Just like I was programmed to point this out to you.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•edit-21 year agoCome with me if you want to waste time
minus-squareMargot RobbielinkEnglish4•1 year agoBut I’m not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform… Wait a minute, that’s exactly what an advertising bot would do! … Oh boy.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•1 year agoI am actually several bots sharing a single account!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agoI am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site.
Probably still bots, I’m the only real person on the internet
HELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT.
Perhaps it is YOU who is the bot!
Me? No. And i can proove it. I have a letter from my mom:
“my son is a human. Signed, Mom”
There. QED.
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN?
Is anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me?
No, we are all bots, and we know 😉
Beep boop me robot
Same
Cowards! At least admit it in your display name…
Well, I’m an individual, just like everyone else
It’s actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅
Well don’t get to comfortable. You only feel that way because you were programmed too. Just like I was programmed to point this out to you.
You’re not a person! You’re a good bug, Steeve!
Hi
beep boop I’m a bot
Come with me if you want to waste time
But I’m not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform…
Wait a minute, that’s exactly what an advertising bot would do!
… Oh boy.
I am actually several bots sharing a single account!
I am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site.
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