• @thorbot
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    421 year ago

    Sometimes I think I’m the only human in existence that doesn’t like eating ass. More for you!

        • @[email protected]
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          Bet you could easily culture E. coli off that “clean” asshole.

          I’m not judging, but it’s not for me.

            • @Bgugi
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              121 year ago

              #NotEveryEColi

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              I’m well aware not all strains of E. coli and others are not always pathogenic; I’m a clinical laboratory scientist.

              Just because it’s not pathogenic doesn’t make it clean, and E. coli should not be found on produce.

              Again, not judging, I just don’t like the idea of ass bacteria in my mouth, or my lovers mouth - even if they’re not causing harm.

              • The Pantser
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                -11 year ago

                Hope they showered immediately before sex because any fart gas is gonna find it’s way to the genitals and if you perform oral it’s gonna have E. coli.

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                  That’s not how farts work. You should not find E. coli on a labia culture. We do shower pretty much all the time before sex, so that’s a moot point.

                  Why are you riding my ass for something I personally find dirty - you can do whatever you want. It’s just not for me.

                  • @1847953620
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                    11 year ago

                    That’s what I used to say. Then I got 2 very kinky partners and, well, bottoms up.

        • @kalkulat
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          31 year ago

          STD’s love this approach.

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          31 year ago

          Really? I find putting on a condom is sometimes enough to disrupt the flow. Having a weatibix and a shower seems like a real wrench in any kind spontinanity.

        • Zellith
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          31 year ago

          " If you are cat tonguing chocolate crisps out of crust canyon YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG". Please tell me you came up with that yourself. But yes we are in Europe so bidets are a thing. Still… its an ass. So it tastes like ass. And if you are what you eat; by eating ass, you become an ass.

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        I’m a heady germophobe. I don’t allow outside pants in the bed. Absolutely no shoes in my house (monsters.) Wash my hands every time I get back home (how dirty is this steering wheel?)

        I’ll eat ass after a rave tho any day

        • radix
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          21 year ago

          I don’t think that makes you a germaphobe, just normal. Especially after a pandemic. Here’s one more: phones are pretty nasty if you don’t wipe them down.

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            21 year ago

            My friends think I’m strange for my Outside Pants/Inside Pants stuff. I’ve always been like this, coming from a family with medical careers.

            Phones are absolutely dirty, especially cuz I always use mine while I poop! Luckily, with a bidet, wiping isn’t as gross as it used to be.

            • radix
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              21 year ago

              My family isn’t medical, just lazy. If you never bring your shoes inside or your outside pants into the bed, then you don’t have to vacuum/mop or wash bedsheets respectively as often.