• SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    -31 year ago

    You only slow down for food and bathrroms>

    What about red lights?

    Traffic?

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        11 year ago

        only braking for food and bathrooms

        only breaking for food and bathrooms

        bathrroms> (Because I can’t spell either)

    • swab148
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      91 year ago

      Nope, everyone in Texas drives like we’re playing Burnout: Revenge

      • Mossy Feathers (She/They)
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        1 year ago

        For people wondering, this is true. When you cross the Texas border they automatically attach a small device to your car that allows you to survive any wreck and reset your car to being brand-new!

        or at the very least, people here drive like they think this is true.

      • Nepenthe
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        51 year ago

        I didn’t wanna say, but I’ve been to Dallas. You have too many lanes to be coming into mine.

        • swab148
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          41 year ago

          Except for the construction areas of 35, where five lanes will suddenly become two