• @samus12345
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    111 months ago

    You know, people talk about Godzilla eating people, but I can’t recall a time he ever did. He usually just fries them with his nuclear breath.

    • Captain Aggravated
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      511 months ago

      I remember Godzilla vs King Kong from 1962. Godzilla breathed fire on King Kong, and King Kong didn’t like that so he reached down, ripped up a tree, and stuffed it root ball first down Godzilla’s throat.

      Movies have gone downhill ever since.

      • @samus12345
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        211 months ago

        I remember as a kid seeing that on TV and getting upset and shutting it off when Godzilla started losing. I later found out that the US version edited the original Japanese one in which Godzilla won. Typical US propaganda!

        Also, King Kong is like 50 feet tall and Godzilla is 300 feet, so he’d just step on him and move on.

      • @samus12345
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        111 months ago

        Godzilla’s just too damn big for eating people or climbing. He towers over most buildings.

        Lizzie has always been my favorite! Wah-wah-wah (eating people sound)