• @[email protected]
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    181 year ago

    I am not a professional giraffologist, but I suspect any CPR short of repeatedly backing over the giraffe’s chest with a Jeep would be relatively ineffective.

    • @jaybone
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      81 year ago

      Maybe you could jump on its chest.

      But I don’t have a degree in giraffeology.