• @Buffaloaf
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    921 year ago

    Also, “his bride”? Not his wife or girlfriend? Does he get married to a new person every year?

    • @[email protected]
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      641 year ago

      This whole situation feels too oddly wholesome for these people to be so upset. Straight? Check. Married? Check. Planned and wanted pregnancy from someone with a lot of power? Check! The father is the literal devil? Fuck that, apparently! Get out of here, you model-citizen demon!

      Also, to whomever wrote that note: I’m glad y’all don’t like walking in front of my house. You’re literally the worse. I’d rather hang out with Satan and his bride than you judgmental prudes.

      • @[email protected]
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        81 year ago

        I have no scientific proof, but people that act out like this always have something to hide. The first boss I ever had would come in every day and quote from the Bible during the last 15-20 minutes of my shift. I actually fell for his rap and believed that he was a righteous God fearing family man. I was sixteen and somewhat religious myself. One day I got up from my desk as I needed some office supplies. As I walked by his deserted secretary’s desk and neared his door, I was just about to knock when I heard him softly calling out to God. I paused for a second thinking that it might not be a good time to interrupt as he might be reading the Bible. As I stood there like a dummy, I quickly realized he was getting a blowie from his secretary. This event made a huge impact on me and I quit a few days later.

      • @Daft_ish
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        1 year ago

        I’m more scared of the person who would write this letter and their apparent torch lit mob than of “satan”.

      • [email protected]
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        21 year ago

        I couldn’t help but imagine a gargantuan crimson horror beyond human imagination, with tears in its eyes and phlegm flowing from various orifices, exasperatedly yelling “what else do I have to do to make you people like me!?”

    • @RudeOnTuesdays
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      261 year ago

      Maybe it’s a “bride of Frankenstein” thing. More of a title than anything.

      Though this is the devil they’re talking about. Satan could be getting divorced every year and remarrying, or just straight up adding a new “sister-wife” annually.

      I legit have not thought this much about real world religion in years.

      • @Buffaloaf
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        Same. Now I’m wondering how many kids he has and what their names are.

        • @x4740N
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          71 year ago

          I wonder if Satan is open to adoption, plenty of people have been called the child of Satan so why not make it official

        • @afraid_of_zombies
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          21 year ago

          I am betting not many. What are the odds that hell doesn’t have a for profit healthcare system? Slim to none especially given where health insurance adjusters end up.

    • @scottywh
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      111 year ago

      Why would satan bother getting married at all?

    • @afraid_of_zombies
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      61 year ago

      I find it hard to believe that Satan doesn’t live in sin with his gf.

    • @x4740N
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      11 year ago

      So Satan has a harem of girls

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        I’M THE HEAD DEMON PRINCE OF HELL WITH A CUTE HAREM OF GIRLS BUT CAN ONLY HAVE ONE BRIDE?!!

        Anime title writers: “write that down write that down!”