I am also willing for you to go to jail.

And I’m guessing the judge also plays racquetball or something.

    • @teejay
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      361 year ago

      He’s trailer trash that just happens to have money.

      Have had money. Past tense. He’s flat broke now and probably spiraling in debt, especially now that New York is deleting his businesses there.

      • GladiusB
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        91 year ago

        I just imagined the Sims and delete delete delete

      • @CharlesDarwin
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        41 year ago

        I love reading that phrase: “deleting his businesses there”. I love to see it.

    • TWeaK
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      151 year ago

      Growing up his mom got off on getting him to do crazy shit to end up in the NY tabloids.

    • @Daft_ish
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      41 year ago

      Add to it, this judge still has other cases. Just because baby use to be president shits his pants doesn’t mean judges get a vaca.

    • ZeroCool
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      21 year ago

      He’s trailer trash that just happens to have money.

      That’d certainly explains his gaudy taste in… Everything.

    • @CharlesDarwin
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      01 year ago

      He’s a nepo baby. All that money came from daddy. He is a gigantic failure.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        What’s funny is watching his nepo babies slowly realize that their daddy is burning through all that money so quickly that they won’t be getting an inheritance. They’ve been showing up in the news and they just look completely deflated.