GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.
Damn the Onion is on fire lately.
So is Gaza.
I do not know if I should upvote or downvote you, but something has to be done!
I don’t know anymore either.
Goddamn bro
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And all it took was a human catastrophe.
Crazy-laugh-cry
So true, its keeping me slightly more sane (less insane maybe more accurate) about the whole mess