GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

  • roguetrick
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    291 year ago

    Man, that guy that got mad about a joke that called him dense regarding this topic is going to be pissed about this.

    • @hightrix
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      131 year ago

      You have me as a reference when you apply to The Onion.