GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.
Guess I am banned from leaving my house then
And restricted to 2,279 calories per day.
And no medicine.
Lemme see your knee caps…
I guess I’m gonna die then