• @RealFknNito
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    11 year ago

    Hi-chew? If Alaska wasn’t already detached I’d make a petition. Who the fuck likes hi-chew?

        • themeatbridge
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          41 year ago

          It’s a delicious fruit-flavored candy sort of like a Starburst, but softer and sweeter.

          • @RealFknNito
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            41 year ago

            Softer? Mine have always been harder than dry tar and stuck to the paper packaging as if I were plucking an unripe strawberry. Everything about them gives me conniptions.

            • themeatbridge
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              21 year ago

              Maybe yours were sitting on a shelf for too long? I couldn’t say, but that hasn’t been my experience.

          • magnetosphere
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            31 year ago

            That sounds good. Tootsie Rolls, on the other hand… meh. Get it together, Oklahoma.

            • @elscallr
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              21 year ago

              They have better flavors, too. Their Kiwi flavor is excellent.

      • @RealFknNito
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        31 year ago

        Sir we have Starbursts. We are civilized.

        • @elscallr
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          81 year ago

          Starburst are the Great Value brand of Hi-Chew.

          • @RealFknNito
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            21 year ago

            You have that backwards. Hi-chew are the hydrox of chewable fruit treats.

              • @[email protected]
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                41 year ago

                In all fairness, the guy in charge of naming the cookie kinda fucked it all up. It sounds like a chemical I’d expect to find in drain cleaner

              • @RealFknNito
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                11 year ago

                Yes, the original but not the one you know and buy at every store that sells cookies.