• themeatbridge
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        41 year ago

        It’s a delicious fruit-flavored candy sort of like a Starburst, but softer and sweeter.

        • @RealFknNito
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          41 year ago

          Softer? Mine have always been harder than dry tar and stuck to the paper packaging as if I were plucking an unripe strawberry. Everything about them gives me conniptions.

          • themeatbridge
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            21 year ago

            Maybe yours were sitting on a shelf for too long? I couldn’t say, but that hasn’t been my experience.

        • magnetosphere
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          31 year ago

          That sounds good. Tootsie Rolls, on the other hand… meh. Get it together, Oklahoma.

          • @elscallr
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            21 year ago

            They have better flavors, too. Their Kiwi flavor is excellent.

    • @RealFknNito
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      31 year ago

      Sir we have Starbursts. We are civilized.

      • @elscallr
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        81 year ago

        Starburst are the Great Value brand of Hi-Chew.

        • @RealFknNito
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          21 year ago

          You have that backwards. Hi-chew are the hydrox of chewable fruit treats.

            • @[email protected]
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              41 year ago

              In all fairness, the guy in charge of naming the cookie kinda fucked it all up. It sounds like a chemical I’d expect to find in drain cleaner

            • @RealFknNito
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              11 year ago

              Yes, the original but not the one you know and buy at every store that sells cookies.