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minus-squareFlying Squidlink24•8 months agoCardboard tubes aren’t light sabers, they’re trumpets. Everyone knows that. Jeez.
minus-squareFuglyDucklinkEnglish24•8 months agoThey’re trumpets to challenge one’s mortal foes to a ligthsaber duel. Then they’re ligthsabers.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•8 months agoBefore trumpeting you’re obligated to yodel “RIIIICOLAAAAA” through a cardboard tube, much as a father must clack tongs before tending a grill.
minus-squareJDPoZlinkEnglish6•8 months agoSimilar to how one must engage and disengage a pen’s tip-retracting function at least 3 times before using.
Cardboard tubes aren’t light sabers, they’re trumpets. Everyone knows that. Jeez.
They’re trumpets to challenge one’s mortal foes to a ligthsaber duel. Then they’re ligthsabers.
Ok, fair.
Then they become nunchaku
Before trumpeting you’re obligated to yodel “RIIIICOLAAAAA” through a cardboard tube, much as a father must clack tongs before tending a grill.
Similar to how one must engage and disengage a pen’s tip-retracting function at least 3 times before using.
Ah yes, the GoldenEye reflex.
I use them to make cow noises 🐮