• @Cold_Brew_Enema
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    111 year ago

    They should serve alcohol at libraries. That would be ideal.

    • Echo Dot
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      71 year ago

      This seems like a great compromise.

      But like brandy so it’s classy.

      • @[email protected]
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        31 year ago

        Hear me out: speakeasy in the libraries, in a separate section (don’t want to ruin those books)

        • @kautau
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          61 year ago

          But you have to know the special book to pull on a certain shelf to open the cool secret door

          • ivanafterall
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            31 year ago

            Yes! But not a door. When you pull the book, the entire shelf/floor spins around to take you to the hidden speakeasy. Ideally with a jazz piano player named Sam who greets you by name.