• @[email protected]
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    1 year ago

    Ding ding ding!

    “Download the Smart Fridge app to utilize our Open Door Alert service.”

    App Store: Data linked to you - ALL

    Why keep the milk fresh when you can stick a tracker up the cows ass for a huge profit?

    • @xX_fnord_Xx
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      41 year ago

      To be fair, the last time I shoved a sensor up a cows ass my gains were minimal.