Senate GOP Leader Mitch McConnell bluntly warned Republican senators in a private meeting not to sign on to a bill from Sen. Josh Hawley aimed at limiting corporate money bankrolling high-powered outside groups, telling them that many of them won their seats thanks to the powerful super PAC the Kentucky Republican has long controlled.

  • @SalamendaciousOP
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    101 year ago

    Okay, this needs to be the plot of an urban fantasy political thriller immediately. That’s amazing!

    • @EmpathicVagrant
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      91 year ago

      He transforms into his original form of a tortoise and eats the donation cash as though it were lettuce.

        • @EmpathicVagrant
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          61 year ago

          Nothing quite that cool, he’s just a Tort-Lich summoned by Russian interests.

        • SolidGrue
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          31 year ago

          With four White Elephants on his shell supporting a Flat Earth?

          (With apologizes to Terry Pratdhett)