HEISENBERG to Comic Strips • 1 year ago"Bare minimum" by PervisTime Comicsimagemessage-square21arrow-up1769arrow-down19file-text
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minus-square@SpaceNoodlelink19•1 year agoIf you’re still alive at the end of the day, you did the bare minimum.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•1 year agoUnless you have kids, they have to be alive too at end of the day to meet minimum criteria.
minus-square@SpaceNoodlelink6•1 year agoOK, good point. You and your dependents, including spouses and cats.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•1 year agoCats yes. Don’t hold me responsible for spouse though, that’s too stressful.
minus-squareThe Dark Lord ☑️linkfedilink1•1 year ago Strap helmets on your kids. Fill an automatic pet feeder with Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Do nothing else.
If you’re still alive at the end of the day, you did the bare minimum.
Unless you have kids, they have to be alive too at end of the day to meet minimum criteria.
OK, good point. You and your dependents, including spouses and cats.
Cats yes. Don’t hold me responsible for spouse though, that’s too stressful.
You can (nearly) always make new ones.
Strap helmets on your kids.
Fill an automatic pet feeder with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Do nothing else.