• Pons_Aelius
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    281 year ago

    Not having free energy yet is

    Have you not noticed the bright ball of gas that lights up the sky during the day?

    It bathes the earth in free energy.

    • IWantToFuckSpez
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      1 year ago

      Nothing is free. Eventually Huītzilōpōchtli will consume the Earth to settle the debt we own him.

    • Decoy321
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      61 year ago

      Yeah, but you have to put energy into getting that energy.

        • Dharma Curious
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          101 year ago

          I tried plugging my phone into the elm tree out back. Turns out it doesn’t work, and also it wasn’t an elm tree, it was the neighbor, and he was pissed when he woke up.

          • Pons_Aelius
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            the elm tree

            Well, there is your problem, it should be ash for apple products and Birch for Android.

            If you are lucky and have a eucalyptus near by they work for all phones.

          • FuglyDuck
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            11 year ago

            Potatoes work better.

    • @A_Union_of_Kobolds
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      51 year ago

      That’s why we’ve been trapping all this extra energy! Free real estate baby. It’s just good economics.

      …I’ve just been informed that DC is now underwater

    • FuglyDuck
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      31 year ago

      Failing that, you can always hook up to the neighbors power meter;

      • Pons_Aelius
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        41 year ago

        If we haven’t made it off earth by then, well we are shit out of luck.