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minus-squarePons_Aeliuslinkfedilink28•11 months ago Not having free energy yet is Have you not noticed the bright ball of gas that lights up the sky during the day? It bathes the earth in free energy.
minus-squareIWantToFuckSpezlinkfedilink14•edit-211 months agoNothing is free. Eventually Huītzilōpōchtli will consume the Earth to settle the debt we own him.
minus-squarePons_Aeliuslinkfedilink7•11 months agoBased on current predictions that will happen in about 3.5 billion years. So I think we will be fine.
minus-squareDecoy321linkEnglish6•11 months agoYeah, but you have to put energy into getting that energy.
minus-squareDharma CuriouslinkfedilinkEnglish10•11 months agoI tried plugging my phone into the elm tree out back. Turns out it doesn’t work, and also it wasn’t an elm tree, it was the neighbor, and he was pissed when he woke up.
minus-squarePons_Aeliuslinkfedilink6•edit-211 months ago the elm tree Well, there is your problem, it should be ash for apple products and Birch for Android. If you are lucky and have a eucalyptus near by they work for all phones.
minus-square@A_Union_of_KoboldslinkEnglish5•11 months agoThat’s why we’ve been trapping all this extra energy! Free real estate baby. It’s just good economics. …I’ve just been informed that DC is now underwater
minus-squareFuglyDucklinkEnglish3•11 months agoFailing that, you can always hook up to the neighbors power meter;
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•11 months agoOnly for the next 5 billion years! And then what???
minus-squarePons_Aeliuslinkfedilink4•11 months agoIf we haven’t made it off earth by then, well we are shit out of luck.
Have you not noticed the bright ball of gas that lights up the sky during the day?
It bathes the earth in free energy.
Nothing is free. Eventually Huītzilōpōchtli will consume the Earth to settle the debt we own him.
Based on current predictions that will happen in about 3.5 billion years.
So I think we will be fine.
Yeah, but you have to put energy into getting that energy.
Not if you are a plant.
I tried plugging my phone into the elm tree out back. Turns out it doesn’t work, and also it wasn’t an elm tree, it was the neighbor, and he was pissed when he woke up.
Well, there is your problem, it should be ash for apple products and Birch for Android.
If you are lucky and have a eucalyptus near by they work for all phones.
Potatoes work better.
That’s why we’ve been trapping all this extra energy! Free real estate baby. It’s just good economics.
…I’ve just been informed that DC is now underwater
Failing that, you can always hook up to the neighbors power meter;
Only for the next 5 billion years! And then what???
If we haven’t made it off earth by then, well we are shit out of luck.