• @AngryCommieKender
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    151 year ago

    “We’ve been trying to contact you about your planet’s bypass warranty.”

    • @shalafi
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      61 year ago

      The plans were in the basement of the civic center on Alpha Centauri. That’s on you if you didn’t check.

      • Dalek Thal
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        21 year ago

        But you found them didn’t you?

        Yes, it was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying “Beware of the Leopard”

        • AgentOrangesicle
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          11 year ago

          I personally think it was part of the “Bone a Drone” movement that was used to collect samples of human DNA in order to synthesize fake human beings that would potentially make it into statures of power in order to create a new world order.

          I don’t really, but that’s a much more compelling story than, “late stage Capitalism sucks for almost everyone involved”.