Jacob Chansley, sentenced to three years for his role in the Capitol riots, will run as a libertarian in Arizona.

  • @fubo
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    1081 year ago

    Jacob Chansley can eat a whole cauldron of gently boiled dicks.

    • @negativeyoda
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      231 year ago

      He’s vegan or something. Remember how butthurt he was in prison because the food wasn’t up to his standards?

      White people, man…

    • modifier
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      121 year ago

      I hope that, once a year, at the most inopportune possible time of that year, he shits himself loudly and thoroughly. For all the years of his life.

    • Piecemakers
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      121 year ago

      Why “gently”, though?

      • @CthuluVoIP
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        551 year ago

        He has very specific dietary needs. His mommy said so.

        • @metallic_substance
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          1 year ago

          Vigorous boiling or stirring may cause dicks to break up while cooking and nobody wants that

            • @CascadianGiraffe
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              1 year ago

              ‘parts of lots of dicks’

              just doesn’t roll off the tongue like

              ‘whole lotta dicks’

      • @killeronthecorner
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        51 year ago

        Retention of texture while emphasizing natural flavour

    • @Bytemeister
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      71 year ago

      Is this like, an ordeal you think he should go through, or are you saying that you know for a fact, that this man can slurp down a whole caludron of al-dente dicks?