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Jacob Chansley, sentenced to three years for his role in the Capitol riots, will run as a libertarian in Arizona.
minus-square@fubolink108•11 months agoJacob Chansley can eat a whole cauldron of gently boiled dicks.
minus-square@negativeyodalink23•11 months agoHe’s vegan or something. Remember how butthurt he was in prison because the food wasn’t up to his standards? White people, man…
minus-squaremodifierlinkfedilink12•11 months agoI hope that, once a year, at the most inopportune possible time of that year, he shits himself loudly and thoroughly. For all the years of his life.
minus-square@CthuluVoIPlinkEnglish55•11 months agoHe has very specific dietary needs. His mommy said so.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink23•11 months agoDon’t ruin a whole batch of cocks by overheating!
minus-square@metallic_substancelink16•edit-211 months agoVigorous boiling or stirring may cause dicks to break up while cooking and nobody wants that
minus-square@CascadianGiraffelink2•edit-211 months ago‘parts of lots of dicks’ just doesn’t roll off the tongue like ‘whole lotta dicks’
minus-square@killeronthecornerlinkEnglish5•11 months agoRetention of texture while emphasizing natural flavour
minus-square@BytemeisterlinkΕλληνικά7•11 months agoIs this like, an ordeal you think he should go through, or are you saying that you know for a fact, that this man can slurp down a whole caludron of al-dente dicks?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•11 months agoDon’t forget to let the dicks rest for a few minutes before serving.
Jacob Chansley can eat a whole cauldron of gently boiled dicks.
He’s vegan or something. Remember how butthurt he was in prison because the food wasn’t up to his standards?
White people, man…
I hope that, once a year, at the most inopportune possible time of that year, he shits himself loudly and thoroughly. For all the years of his life.
Why “gently”, though?
He has very specific dietary needs. His mommy said so.
Don’t ruin a whole batch of cocks by overheating!
Vigorous boiling or stirring may cause dicks to break up while cooking and nobody wants that
Yeah cooked dicks is a dish best served whole
‘parts of lots of dicks’
just doesn’t roll off the tongue like
‘whole lotta dicks’
Maybe we’re making dick slaw
Retention of texture while emphasizing natural flavour
Is this like, an ordeal you think he should go through, or are you saying that you know for a fact, that this man can slurp down a whole caludron of al-dente dicks?
Don’t forget to let the dicks rest for a few minutes before serving.
We don’t want to burn the back of his throat.