Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don’t let code become stale.

    • @EatYouWell
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      261 year ago

      You’re not truly part of the team until you cause a massive outage.

      • @[email protected]
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        121 year ago

        New employees are responsible of at least 75℅ of documentation clarification and process overhaul.

        • @NocturnalMorning
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          41 year ago

          I’m totally on board with process overhaul. Ours was stupid when I started, I said it was stupid, and nothing changed. If someone else comes in and can say it’s stupid more convincingly than me, that’s great.

      • @NocturnalMorning
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        1 year ago

        Who me? No, must be someone else with my name you’re thinking of.