Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don’t let code become stale.

  • @EatYouWell
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    2611 months ago

    You’re not truly part of the team until you cause a massive outage.

    • @[email protected]
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      1211 months ago

      New employees are responsible of at least 75℅ of documentation clarification and process overhaul.

      • @NocturnalMorning
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        411 months ago

        I’m totally on board with process overhaul. Ours was stupid when I started, I said it was stupid, and nothing changed. If someone else comes in and can say it’s stupid more convincingly than me, that’s great.

    • @NocturnalMorning
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      11 months ago

      Who me? No, must be someone else with my name you’re thinking of.