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animals that do not live up to their names

• horseshoe crab (not a horseshoe; not a crab)
• peacock (has no cock)
• sand dollar (not made of sand, actually costs 13 dollars)
• butterfly (does not contain butter)
• jellyfish (not a fish)
• cuttlefish (see above)
• vampire squid (not a vampire)
• bearded dragon (beardless)
• bald eagle (is not bald)
• sunfish (will not kill you within minutes due to intense heat as you approach it)
• ping pong tree sponge (cannot play ping pong)
• praying mantis (atheist)

animals that live up to their names

• fly