no banana to Lemmy Shitpost • 1 year agoLets just make landlords illegalimagemessage-square17arrow-up1398arrow-down141
arrow-up1357arrow-down1imageLets just make landlords illegalno banana to Lemmy Shitpost • 1 year agomessage-square17
minus-squareSuperDuperlink5•1 year ago“Cosmo, Wanda! I wish I could simultaneously exacerbate and exploit the already dystopic housing crisis for my own personal enrichment!”
minus-squareno bananaOPlink2•1 year ago“Cosmo, Wanda! I wish I was a feudal lord but not really because that would be lame, but I want peoples’ lives in my own hand and I want to be able to crush their little hearts with a piece of paper”.
Why is Timmy Turner praying instead of just wishing it to be?
He’s an idiot landlord
“Cosmo, Wanda! I wish I could simultaneously exacerbate and exploit the already dystopic housing crisis for my own personal enrichment!”
“Cosmo, Wanda! I wish I was a feudal lord but not really because that would be lame, but I want peoples’ lives in my own hand and I want to be able to crush their little hearts with a piece of paper”.