"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost · 1 year agoLets just make landlords illegalimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1398arrow-down141
arrow-up1357arrow-down1imageLets just make landlords illegal"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost · 1 year agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squareSuperDuperlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoWhy is Timmy Turner praying instead of just wishing it to be?
minus-squareSuperDuperlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year ago“Cosmo, Wanda! I wish I could simultaneously exacerbate and exploit the already dystopic housing crisis for my own personal enrichment!”
minus-square"no" bananaOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year ago“Cosmo, Wanda! I wish I was a feudal lord but not really because that would be lame, but I want peoples’ lives in my own hand and I want to be able to crush their little hearts with a piece of paper”.
Why is Timmy Turner praying instead of just wishing it to be?
He’s an idiot landlord
“Cosmo, Wanda! I wish I could simultaneously exacerbate and exploit the already dystopic housing crisis for my own personal enrichment!”
“Cosmo, Wanda! I wish I was a feudal lord but not really because that would be lame, but I want peoples’ lives in my own hand and I want to be able to crush their little hearts with a piece of paper”.