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minus-squareAggressivelyPassivelinkfedilink13•10 months agoThat’s why shopping carts in Germany are coin operated. You only get your coin back, if you return the cart.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•10 months agoI made a bypass tool so I can know that when I return them it’s due to moral superiority and not base greed.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•10 months agoI take the ones people haven’t bothered to lock back in. My moral superiority knows no bounds.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•10 months agoOh yeah? well! Sometimes I round them all up, take the coins, and donate them anonymously to orphans with cancer.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•10 months agoWhile that is true they seem to die out. Older Shops still have the but during modernisation works, they usually get swapped out
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzechlinkfedilink1•10 months agoOur nearby store just used inserts that disabled the feature. The chains are still on.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•10 months agoWell you gotta have the chain. What else are you going to fidget with when at the store?
minus-square@AngryCommieKenderlink2•10 months agoMy girlfriend’s boobs are my go to. She doesn’t seem to mind.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•edit-210 months agoOn the internet, nobody knows you are a baby
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzechlinkfedilink1•10 months agoYou are right, it’s better that way. 40% of all customers would otherwise choose their penis.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•10 months agoI do tend to tie the chain around my penis, as it is the custom of the times
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•10 months agoI just put in a washer and leave it in there
minus-square@MindSkipperBro12link1•10 months agoThen one will never truly know if one is selfless or not as they now have an incentive to return it.
That’s why shopping carts in Germany are coin operated.
You only get your coin back, if you return the cart.
I made a bypass tool so I can know that when I return them it’s due to moral superiority and not base greed.
I take the ones people haven’t bothered to lock back in. My moral superiority knows no bounds.
Oh yeah? well!
Sometimes I round them all up, take the coins, and donate them anonymously to orphans with cancer.
While that is true they seem to die out. Older Shops still have the but during modernisation works, they usually get swapped out
Our nearby store just used inserts that disabled the feature. The chains are still on.
Well you gotta have the chain. What else are you going to fidget with when at the store?
My girlfriend’s boobs are my go to. She doesn’t seem to mind.
On the internet, nobody knows you are a baby
You are right, it’s better that way. 40% of all customers would otherwise choose their penis.
I do tend to tie the chain around my penis, as it is the custom of the times
I just put in a washer and leave it in there
Then one will never truly know if one is selfless or not as they now have an incentive to return it.