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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•10 months agoA pastafarian holding back vampires is exactly the kind of thing that would happen in the Dresden files.
minus-squareSSTFlinkEnglish3•edit-210 months agoPerhaps, though the Flying Spaghetti Monster is more of a rhetorical device than something people tend to sincerely believe. It’s hard enough in vampire fiction to find true believers in conventional religion.
minus-squareqyronlinkfedilinkEnglish3•10 months agoNo. The Pastafarian would already be protected due to copious amounts of ingested garlic while enjoying the holy daily portion of ramen.
A pastafarian holding back vampires is exactly the kind of thing that would happen in the Dresden files.
Perhaps, though the Flying Spaghetti Monster is more of a rhetorical device than something people tend to sincerely believe.
It’s hard enough in vampire fiction to find true believers in conventional religion.
A pastafarian would just get garlic
No. The Pastafarian would already be protected due to copious amounts of ingested garlic while enjoying the holy daily portion of ramen.