thirsty dog f/ president

pros:

• mega cute
• the handsomest boi
• him wuv scritches
• dookie outside
• loves to be around you
• make u do that thing where u think ur gonna explode out of your skin and u squint ur eyes real hard and your arms and fists shake and you say OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWA and he lay on his back and you scratch him belly and kind make a tent over him and try to hug him to death
• if he doesn’t like somebody, then you know they’re straight up evil

cons:

• if you say anything bad about thirsty dog i’m probably gonna slash ur tires.’

The choice is clear.