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minus-square@SkyezOpenlink39•1 year ago“My wife spent the last few weeks on her knees in prayer to the lord, and, uh, she’s a little worn out.” -Actually Mike Johnson, somehow.
minus-square@Boddhisatvalink4•1 year agoOkay, I cannot help but think that ‘the lord’ is their name for his dick.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•1 year ago99% chance it was praying. Fundies are weird about sex for pleasure and anything that isn’t missionary.
minus-square@SkyezOpenlink2•1 year agoOutwardly. Behind closed doors they are some of the most fucked up people that exist.
“My wife spent the last few weeks on her knees in prayer to the lord, and, uh, she’s a little worn out.”
-Actually Mike Johnson, somehow.
Okay, I cannot help but think that ‘the lord’ is their name for his dick.
It’s like Joel Dongsteen
odds on it wasn’t praying that wore her out?
99% chance it was praying. Fundies are weird about sex for pleasure and anything that isn’t missionary.
Outwardly. Behind closed doors they are some of the most fucked up people that exist.
The only one I got wrong.