• @chemical_cutthroat
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    3010 months ago

    Noah seemed like a chill dude. Man liked his drink, for sure. Loved animals…

    • @[email protected]
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      3810 months ago

      Noah would’ve been a genocide-complicit, doomsday cult prepper, similar to those who build private libertarian cities on the ocean or some planet as a climate adaptation strategy.

        • @danc4498
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          310 months ago

          Not sure if you read your history book (the Bible), but he only brought 2 of everything. Including mosquitoes, flies, tardigrades, etc. Everything else died.

          • @[email protected]
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            310 months ago

            Not sure if you read your history book (the Bible), but he brought seven pairs of clean animals and birds (Gen 7:2-3).

          • @[email protected]
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            10 months ago

            Yeah, not sure if you’re intending to be combative, but not every Christian believes that flood narrative is literal historical account.

            I was just being a little silly.

            • @danc4498
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              410 months ago

              I was just joshing

    • @[email protected]
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      210 months ago

      Wasn’t he the one that banged his daughters? Idk there was a few of those types in the bible.

      • @[email protected]
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        510 months ago

        Lot.

        And actually, to be “fair” to him, his daughters raped him.

        As written it’s not strictly his fault. Even if his parenting skills clearly lack.

        • @[email protected]
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          410 months ago

          As written the only person who could have communicated that story is Lot himself. Coming out of the desert with only your two daughters and two babies seems like it might be good motivation to embellish