• GrimSheeper
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      521 year ago

      There’s a slim but real chance that Mitch McConnell drops dead on live television in the near future and I refuse to miss it

      • @[email protected]
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        111 year ago

        My conspiracy theory is that McConnell died sometime in 2018 and the Federalist Society reanimated his corpse. So we may have to wait a while.

        • @Fedizen
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          71 year ago

          they’ll have to re-up the spell once in a while if its necromancy.

          • @Cort
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            21 year ago

            I think it’s more of an animatronic Chuck E. Cheese type of situation.

    • AlwaysNowNeverNotMe
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      141 year ago

      Peter Thiel will look 30 with moon white skin and robotic extending canines fitted with pumps on a velvet throne in a dark castle when I kick it. I’ve accepted this.