• GrimSheeper
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    521 year ago

    There’s a slim but real chance that Mitch McConnell drops dead on live television in the near future and I refuse to miss it

    • @[email protected]
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      111 year ago

      My conspiracy theory is that McConnell died sometime in 2018 and the Federalist Society reanimated his corpse. So we may have to wait a while.

      • @Fedizen
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        71 year ago

        they’ll have to re-up the spell once in a while if its necromancy.

        • @Cort
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          21 year ago

          I think it’s more of an animatronic Chuck E. Cheese type of situation.