• @krashmo
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    3511 months ago

    There’s a comma between evil and showering so technically they’re saying generic evil and regular showering.

    • @FooBarrington
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      1911 months ago

      Yeah, and since regular showering is part of the list of evil activities, it would imply showering is evil.

      • @Arkaelus
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        411 months ago

        Well… from the perspective of billions of microorganisms living on our skin, every shower is at least mass murder, soo…

          • @Arkaelus
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            111 months ago

            It’s settled, then, never again shall I leave my couch. They’ll have to crane me out.

      • @[email protected]
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        211 months ago

        but the list explicitly states the actions are evil, implying that they are the evil version of an action that is normally not evil. i think that implies that showering by itself is not evil

        • @FooBarrington
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          511 months ago

          It’s the other way around. For the other chores, he has to state that he’s doing evil versions. For showering it doesn’t have to be stated, since showering by itself is evil.