@LemmyKnowsBest to Showerthoughts • 1 year agoThe key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.message-square52arrow-up1273arrow-down136
arrow-up1237arrow-down1message-squareThe key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.@LemmyKnowsBest to Showerthoughts • 1 year agomessage-square52
minus-square@LemmyKnowsBestOPlink8•1 year agoDang. But how is it possible to die in the room that’s designated for living? 🤔
minus-square@cuchilloclinkEnglish3•edit-21 year agoMaybe the trick is never entering the living room in the first place. What is dead may never die.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•1 year agoLiving room is by the front door so setting up the hospice bed in the large room with the easiest access to the exit makes sense.
minus-square@LemmyKnowsBestOPlink2•1 year agoHospice? Exit door? Not necessary in the Eternal Life™️ schematic.
Dang. But how is it possible to die in the room that’s designated for living? 🤔
Talent. And the heart attack probably helped a little.
They were contrarians, I guess.
Maybe the trick is never entering the living room in the first place. What is dead may never die.
And with strange aeons even death may die.
Living room is by the front door so setting up the hospice bed in the large room with the easiest access to the exit makes sense.
Hospice? Exit door? Not necessary in the Eternal Life™️ schematic.