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minus-square@Viking_Hippielink24•1 year agoIf only! If Bernie had magic powers, the US and by extension the world would be doing a hell of a lot better!
minus-squareFlying SquidMlink21•1 year agoHe does have magic powers. Unfortunately, his powers are limited to what appear to be slight-of-hand tricks but are actually magic. If you pick a card, he’ll always get it right. But by magic.
minus-square@Viking_Hippielink7•1 year agoSo you mean that he’s able to ACTUALLY saw the lady in half and put her back together with real magic, but his magic serves no practical purpose? Sounds brutal 😆
minus-square@Viking_Hippielink3•1 year agoWhich is somewhat useless at large rallies…and probably not allowed on the floor of the Senate…
minus-squarekaselink2•1 year agoBernie at the vending machine: checks wallet Aw damn, no monies takes a few quarters from behind ear
If only! If Bernie had magic powers, the US and by extension the world would be doing a hell of a lot better!
He does have magic powers. Unfortunately, his powers are limited to what appear to be slight-of-hand tricks but are actually magic. If you pick a card, he’ll always get it right. But by magic.
So you mean that he’s able to ACTUALLY saw the lady in half and put her back together with real magic, but his magic serves no practical purpose?
Sounds brutal 😆
That’s not sleight-of-hand. He can only do close-up magic.
Which is somewhat useless at large rallies…and probably not allowed on the floor of the Senate…
Bernie at the vending machine:
checks wallet
Aw damn, no monies
takes a few quarters from behind ear