I got hung up on contractions this morning regarding the word “you’ve”. Normally, I’d say “you’ve got a problem”, which expands to “you have got a problem”, which isn’t wrong, but I normally wouldn’t say. Not contracting, I’d say “you have a problem”, so then should I just say “you’ve a problem”? That sounds weird in my head. Is this just a US English problem?

  • Bleeping Lobster
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    Yes, English is weird.

    ‘Bough’ and ‘cough’ are not pronounced the same. ‘Bough’ and ‘bow’ are pronounced the same. ‘Knee’ and ‘Leigh’ are pronounced the same. ‘Neigh’ and ‘nay’ are pronounced the same. ‘Polish’ (the nationality) and ‘polish’ (as in what you do to a metal object) are not pronounced the same. ‘Tear’ (as in to rip) and ‘tear’ (as in to cry) are spelled the same, but not pronounced the same. Other words which are spelled the same, but pronounced differently:

    resume / resume present / present record / record close / close use / use live / live

    • @TeaHands
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      ‘Bough’ and ‘bow’ are pronounced the same

      Except, of course, when “bow” is pronounced “bow” instead.

      • @MisterMcBolt
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        11 months ago

        I shot the boughs with my bow and then gave a bow to my beau!

        • teft
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          The last one should be spelled beau if you mean your special guy.

    • @HonoraryMancunian
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      411 months ago

      ‘Knee’ and ‘Leigh’ are pronounced the same.

      Well they rhyme, but I wouldn’t go as far as to say they’re pronounced the same

      • Bleeping Lobster
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        211 months ago

        Leigh can be pronounced like ‘Lee’ or ‘Lay’

        • @HonoraryMancunian
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          211 months ago

          No I know that, but knee isn’t pronounced like Lee :P

        • @Globulart
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          111 months ago

          What does leigh pronounced lay mean…?

    • @[email protected]
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      411 months ago

      Leigh put the Polish bough over his knee but couldn’t polish it. “What’s the use!” he coughed.

    • Illecors
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      211 months ago

      I’ve got all but the use/use one. What’s the other usecase if one is “to consume”?

      • @MurrayL
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        211 months ago

        The noun ‘use’, as in ‘this has a specific use’

      • Bleeping Lobster
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        211 months ago

        You can have a use for something, and you can also use something (first one is pronounced the same as the end of ‘papoose’, second one is pronounced the same as ‘ooze’)

      • @mick
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        11 months ago

        What’s the use of giving you the answer when you can look it up on the internet?

        • Illecors
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          411 months ago

          To have a brief conversation. I can look everything up myself, but it’s nice not being a basement dweller every now and then.

          • @mick
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            111 months ago

            It was just my crass humor. I used the noun version of the word “use” because you said you couldn’t figure out how to use it.