• @tourist
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      5911 months ago

      I’ll happily take a state appointed surveillance gf

      “He’s got a bunch of ebooks for improvised munitions and amphetamine synthesis, but he’s way too fucking stupid and lazy to do anything with it. Please dear god can you take me off this assignment”

      • @Rolando
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        2211 months ago

        "“Oh God he’s looking at memes again…”