Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      331 year ago

      Except when it’s that thin and crappy, some of it’s going to break off no matter how much you use.

      You can use a lot of it to make the company spend more money refilling, sure, but you can’t do a decent wipe with that crap, pun intended, no matter what you do with it.

      • @QuaternionsRock
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        281 year ago

        Just absolutely demolish the toilet every time you use it.

        Make them suck out that half-a-ply-ass-TP with oil rig equipment.

          • Senex
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            91 year ago

            Soak a large sponge in cornstarch, wrap as small as possible with rubber bands, let dry, cut rubber bands then flush a hand full of these down the toilet.

      • @OhmsLawn
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        111 year ago

        Gotta do the star fold with the thin stuff, get the grain aligned like plywood to keep it from splitting.

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          1 year ago

          You mean like some sort of asshole origami? Assigami?

          I don’t think I’ve ever wiped my ass with a star. Other than that weird weekend with Ryan Seacrest, of course.

    • @[email protected]
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      71 year ago

      As a person with bidet at home, I actually carry my own paper when I poo in public places.

      I do know that makes me insane.

      • @raynethackery
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        21 year ago

        The stuff at my job is actually okay but I do keep an emergency roll in my backpack.

        • @[email protected]
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          11 year ago

          I’m mostly at home, but the stuff at my work is what you’d put in boxes with gifts for holidays lawl

    • @scarabic
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      1 year ago

      I don’t see why it makes any difference whether it’s two-ply coiled 50 times around the roll, or one-ply coiled 100 times around the roll.

      I actually prefer a handful of one ply. It’s soft and there are more gaps between the plys which makes your handful puffier. You just have to take a longer piece. If that extra effort results in people conserving over time: great.