• @[email protected]
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    7611 months ago

    I once went on a date with a girl and when I got to the bar there were four of her friends at the table! They left once they made sure I wasn’t a murderer.

    • @kraftpudding
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      7511 months ago

      How did they make sure you were not a murderer though? You didn’t murder her instantly in the restaurant in front of them and tjat was good enough for them.

      • Riskable
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        4711 months ago

        One of her friends used the immortal eye on him and saw that he had zero sin.

      • @Wogi
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        2911 months ago

        It’s those new Kiroshi optics with access to the NCPD database, if they run in to a ne’er do well, they know what they ne’er done well.

      • @AngryCommieKender
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        11 months ago

        One of them had access to the NCIC and they figured five v one was good odds

        /This is a joke, I hope.

      • @[email protected]
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        711 months ago

        Well, I guess it was because I looked just like the pictures I sent her and was calm and polite.