• @Baphomet_The_Blasphemer
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    147 months ago

    I thought Jesus was wine or something like that? I’ve never participated in Christianity’s cannibalistic rituals though, so I’m sure I’m a bit confused.

    • @[email protected]
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      127 months ago

      the wine only becomes Jesus’ blood in your tummy unless you have an operation or autopsy then it turns back into wine just in the nick of time, apparently.

    • @HowdWeGetHereAnyways
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      77 months ago

      It’s only cannibalism if you believe you are the same as God.

      Arise, God-drinkers.