• @PrinceWith999Enemies
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    5111 months ago

    I’m just spitballing here, but I’ve done this kind of thing.

    1. Establish a program where any defecting Russian soldier will receive a bonus of $20k USD and a work visa in one of a list of countries.
    2. Defecting with military equipment increases the bonus based on the combat and the intelligence value of the equipment. 30-some years ago, I believe we were offering $1M to anyone defecting with one of the new MIGs. I think we got a couple out of that program.
    3. Defection bonus can also scale with rank and intelligence value of the soldier. Defecting general? $1M. Defecting colonel? $250k. More money for info, and you can land a job as a “consultant” with western intelligence. Maybe throw in a condo.
    4. The Russians are quite famous for punishing or executing innocent family members in revenge for such actions. They will have difficulty doing so if the number of defectors are in the thousands to tens of thousands, but the initial people will likely be those who have less of a concern there.
    5. Expend funding for in-country intelligence assets to construct an Underground Railroad for defectors. Assign an initial $5B USD to develop networks in major cities to smuggle the families of defectors out of the country with arrangements made for visas etc.

    If you were to sit down with a spreadsheet right now, you could come up with a rough estimate for the cost of eliminating one Russian asset - soldier, tank, air defense system, whatever. A program like the above would reassign those costs, with the additional benefit of saving the lives of Ukrainian troops and civilians (because it’s non-combat attrition) and having a potentially cascading effect (the more people that quit, the more others are likely to quit since it reduces both manpower and morale).

    I don’t think it’s a big deal yet (although morale is a big deal), but it possibly could be.

    • @Agent641
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      1711 months ago
      1. Travel to Russia

      2. Join army

      3. Defect and get paid

      4. Purchase new identity

      5. Repeat from 1

      • @PrinceWith999Enemies
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        1011 months ago
        1. DNA and fingerprints for biometric records
        2. I would be willing to bet the budget of the program that the number of people willing to go through that would not even be a rounding error.
        • peopleproblems
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          411 months ago

          Ok, so get chemo, a bone marrow transplant and burn off my fingerprints while in Russia. No downsides!

          • Roflmasterbigpimp
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            11 months ago

            I was already out at Step 1 but you do you.

          • @PrinceWith999Enemies
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            111 months ago

            Okay, this is only barely related to what you’re suggesting, but I always found it amusing. I went through a “detective” phase as a kid and got a bit obsessed.

            I read an account of a man who thought he had that kind of thing figured out. He used rubber bands to cut off the blood supply to his fingertips, then used a razor to repeatedly scrape off the skin in order to eliminate his fingerprints before launching his criminal career.

            He was caught and identified because the scar patterns on his fingertips were unique fingerprints.

      • Echo Dot
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        511 months ago

        So you do realize that just after step 2, you get sent to the front line and then get blown up?

        I can’t see this being a viable long-term strategy.

    • Echo Dot
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      1011 months ago

      The slight issue is that a lot of the ground troops don’t know anything really. Russian military don’t really work on the assumption that their soldiers have any brains. They’re not encouraged to think for themselves, so they’re not told anything that they would be need to think for themselves. This means they don’t have a lot of intelligence they can offer.

      For example, an American soldier might know when a strike is due to happen because they’re part of that strike. But if a Russian soldier is going to be part of that strike, they won’t get told until maybe an hour before it starts. Remember most of them didn’t even know they were invading Ukraine when they were doing it. They thought it was a faint or that they were the liberators, and would be welcomed with open arms.

      Your average Russian has no idea what’s going on.

    • @Godric
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      811 months ago

      Step 1. Join FSB (secret)

      Step 2. Get promotion (easy)

      Step 3. “Defect” (Paid)

      Step 4. “Consult” the USA (Paid more!)

      Step 5: Go home a rich hero, having served your country to the utmost as a spy (Money+honors+intelligence)

      • @PrinceWith999Enemies
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        811 months ago

        No matter how much Iraq my brain I can’t think of a single intelligence asset that exploited gullible American politicians.

        • Echo Dot
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          311 months ago

          I’m going to start using “Iraq my brain”

    • @someguy3
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      411 months ago

      They’re already offering money to defect. And more if you bring big equipment.

      • @PrinceWith999Enemies
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        111 months ago

        I know. I’m thinking of a full court press kind of thing integrating US and foreign intelligence services. Something that goes beyond airdrops of flyers and Tokyo Rose broadcasts.

        The US has seen the potential efficacy of targeted full-on intelligence operations to create social-political disruptions. We’ve also seen (admittedly not in living memory) the political effectiveness of the Underground Railroad. I think that the operational disruption would go beyond the loss of manpower, especially if it included senior officers.

        It’s harder to operate in Russia than in the US, but today’s Russia also isn’t exactly North Korea. They’re kind of a kleptocracy, which creates its own vulnerabilities.

    • @jaybone
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      211 months ago

      Who was defecting with Migs 30 years ago? The Chinese?

      • @PrinceWith999Enemies
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        311 months ago

        Sorry, I’ve reached the age where 1990 is permanently 20 years ago. The incident I was thinking of was a Sov pilot defecting in 1976.

        There had been a handful of other incidents made public. I’m unaware of the reverse happening anywhere. They did manage to shoot down and capture a a U-2 in 1960, which was both a major intelligence coup and a diplomatic catastrophe.

    • Pisodeuorrior
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      Sorry but I don’t think any country at this moment would be too happy to welcome fucking genocidal rapists maniac ex-convicted murderers.
      The fact that at some point along the way they went “aww this is so cold and they’re shooting back at me, I’m off” doesn’t make those bastard war criminals something one would want as neighbours. And paid for it too lol. No thanks.

      Not everything can be sorted with a cost-expenses spreadsheet.

      • Echo Dot
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        During the second world war British secret service got most of their intelligence by being nice to captured Nazis. They were more amenable to a bit of give and take if they were being put up in nice hotels with lots of food. It actually proved more effective than torture.

        Since they were far more interested in themselves than “the cause” they were perfectly happy to exchange military intelligence for ongoing luxury.

        Russia is a dictatorship and most Russians don’t want anything to do with it, but they don’t have a choice fighting the dictatorship is suicide. If you give them an out I’m sure they’ll take it.

      • @kromem
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        311 months ago

        No, they probably mean ‘less’ such that the initial deserters will be people without living relatives or with estranged families or family living abroad.

          • @BassTurd
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            111 months ago

            I know there are stories of criminals, like murders and rapists, were getting released as long as they joined the military. Some of the less savory types might either not care about others or not have them so it’s a moot point.

            I definitely read OPs statement both ways, the way I explained above and then like you, where I thought it was a typo.