The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha · 2 years agoIgnorance or enlightenment?startrek.websiteimagemessage-square300linkfedilinkarrow-up11.39Karrow-down190
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minus-squaredeweydecibellinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63arrow-down1·2 years agoOk…but that’s not the scenario in question. I mean, fuck, imagine if he beats her and killed her dog. We can “imagine” things all day.
minus-squareBigBananaDealer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·2 years agoimagine if hes actually a 900 year old vampire. thatd be CREEPY
minus-squareourslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·2 years agoBut she’s actually a 899-year-old anime girl that looks 20.
Ok…but that’s not the scenario in question.
I mean, fuck, imagine if he beats her and killed her dog. We can “imagine” things all day.
imagine if hes actually a 900 year old vampire. thatd be CREEPY
What if he’s like, SUPER sparkly?
But she’s actually a 899-year-old anime girl that looks 20.