• @[email protected]
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    10 months ago

    Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn’t ask, for her permission I’m wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women’s underwear.

    In the store, there’s a teddy. With little straps, like spagetti. It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night. Walking around in womens underwear

    In the office there’s a guy named Melvin. He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He’ll say “Are you ready?” I’ll say, “Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town.” Later on, if you wanna, We can dress, like Madonna. Put on some eye shade, and join the parade. Walking around in women’s underwear.

    Lacey things, missing. Didn’t ask, permission. Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose. Walking around in women’s underwear.

    • @philthi
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      810 months ago

      This is my favourite comment of all my experience with Lemmy so far.

      • @taiyang
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        1410 months ago

        There’s an album this is from. I am just learning this now as well! I Am Santa Claus by Bob Rivers (1993)

    • @[email protected]
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      79 months ago

      Oh man. In my fucked up family, this is the Christmas album we would listen to every year. I’m sure some songs were very inappropriate for children, but I’d like to think I turned out ok ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @pete_the_cat
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      59 months ago

      Until I saw the below comment, I thought you came up with that on the spot and I was really impressed 😂

    • @benderbeerman
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      49 months ago

      This is the comment I was looking for, thanks for the trip down memory lane