• @Bonesince1997
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    711 months ago

    Can I interest you in some silver? Act now, or something.

    • Billiam
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      1211 months ago

      “Your money will be worthless! Buy gold now! And definitely don’t think about why we’d want to take your money and give you our gold if we think money is going to be worthless!”

      • Flying Squid
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        811 months ago

        “Hello, kind sir. I am starving to death and I see you are cooking a rat on a spit. Would you accept this pretty yellow rock for a piece of rat?”

        • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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          611 months ago

          You know what I think would be good to trade after the collapse? Dental hygiene stuff. If you’ve been eating canned beans and dead rats for a few months I bet you’d love to properly brush your teeth.

      • Zeppo
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        311 months ago

        Ha ha. Right, they wouldn’t be letting go of their gold, would they?

    • @Beetschnapps
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      311 months ago

      Glenn Beck is that you? 2024 is your time to shine.