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minus-squareKiogalinkEnglish76•7 months agoThis is also cat ownership. :( It’s hard getting back to sleep with all the adrenaline flowing.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish16•7 months agoI have a dust pan, like for sweeping, that I keep by the bed, I stick maxi pads to the flat part and use it to catch the barfs. Much easier than moving the horking cat.
minus-squareAfghaniscrancakelinkfedilinkEnglish20•7 months agoThis only works if you don’t have a cat that turns his head at the last second to avoid the vomit catching device.
minus-squareidunnololzlinkEnglish6•7 months agoYeah why does my cat refuse to vomit on the floor and always does it on the carpet?!
minus-squareAfghaniscrancakelinkfedilinkEnglish3•7 months agoMy only guess is that cats are disrespectful arseholes. That’s why I like them though.
minus-squaredanielblnlinkEnglish3•7 months agoOurs is polite enough to only ever hurl onto surfaces that are easily cleaned.
minus-square@smackjacklinkEnglish1•7 months agoJust get yourself a carpet cleaner. Bissell makes some good ones.
This is also cat ownership. :(
It’s hard getting back to sleep with all the adrenaline flowing.
I have a dust pan, like for sweeping, that I keep by the bed, I stick maxi pads to the flat part and use it to catch the barfs. Much easier than moving the horking cat.
This only works if you don’t have a cat that turns his head at the last second to avoid the vomit catching device.
Yeah why does my cat refuse to vomit on the floor and always does it on the carpet?!
My only guess is that cats are disrespectful arseholes. That’s why I like them though.
Ours is polite enough to only ever hurl onto surfaces that are easily cleaned.
Is my cat broken? He doesn’t vomit.
Just get yourself a carpet cleaner. Bissell makes some good ones.