Lanky_Pomegranate530 to politics • 5 months agoTrump rally warns that God will punish those who don't worship Dictator Trumpboingboing.netexternal-linkmessage-square139fedilinkarrow-up1495arrow-down131cross-posted to: antitrumpalliancepolitics[email protected]atheism
arrow-up1464arrow-down1external-linkTrump rally warns that God will punish those who don't worship Dictator Trumpboingboing.netLanky_Pomegranate530 to politics • 5 months agomessage-square139fedilinkcross-posted to: antitrumpalliancepolitics[email protected]atheism
minus-square@dirthawker0link32•5 months agoOh really? So why hasn’t God smote the Democrats already? Why is retribution always an in-the-future threat?
minus-squareAnn Archylink2•5 months ago“Bow before the Lord, or get smote!” “I’m not going to bow before th- OOW! Why’d you hit me for?” “I acted as a vessel for God.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•5 months ago"Next time on:HumanitZ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! “Tune in next week for more AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•5 months agoGod commanded us to smite the infidels! How do I know? I feel it in my heart! If you don’t believe it, you’re obviously an infidel.
Oh really? So why hasn’t God smote the Democrats already? Why is retribution always an in-the-future threat?
Because that’s what holy wars are for unfortunately
“Bow before the Lord, or get smote!”
“I’m not going to bow before th- OOW! Why’d you hit me for?”
“I acted as a vessel for God.”
God is up there doing his Goku powerup.
"Next time on:HumanitZ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! “Tune in next week for more AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
God commanded us to smite the infidels! How do I know? I feel it in my heart! If you don’t believe it, you’re obviously an infidel.