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minus-square@RGB3x3linkEnglish23•5 months agoCan we drop the Adobe executives into the ocean and make them pay for a subscription to a dinghy?
minus-square@rtxnlinkEnglish16•5 months agoYou’re thinking too small! We sell them a cheaply made dinghy for a one-time payment with a 400% markup (it’s okay, it has AI features) The lifetime license expires in a few days For continued support, we coerce them into a multi-tier subscription Tier 1 gets them access to some tape to fix the inevitable holes Tier 2 gets them a hand-operated pump Tier 3 gets them one (1) oar and a very nice hand-written letter to thank them for their trust and support Then I roll up to them in my libre motorboat and chuck them in the ocean because fuck them.
Can we drop the Adobe executives into the ocean and make them pay for a subscription to a dinghy?
You’re thinking too small!
Then I roll up to them in my libre motorboat and chuck them in the ocean because fuck them.